Darth Vader

The funniest thing happened today. One of our co-workers called work and the other girl answered the phone. This is what I heard:
"[the place that we work], how can I help you?...This is [the other girl]......Is this [one of our co-workers]? Oh hi!...What? .....Darth Vader? (*giggle, giggle*) I don't know..." she then covered the mouthpiece on the phone and asked me (when she could finally catch her breath between ),"Has anyone dropped off Darth Vader?"
"What?!" Then I started laughing and we were both laughing so hard we couldn't breathe and our eyes were watering. I said,"Not that I know of..."as soon as I was composed enough to speak.
"No,"she said when she got back on the phone,"He's not here, yet." OH MY GOSH!! THAT WAS SO FUNNY!!!
Then after she hung up we started talking about what she should have done. "Wouldn't it have been funny if I paged for Darth Vader over the intercom:'Darth Vader to the front desk, please. DARTH VADER?'"
Then I said he would show up and he'd be like"...I am your father.*deep breaths*"
Then we'd have to page Luke Skywalker to the desk just to see if everyone in the workplace was awake. "Luke Skywalker, please come to the front desk. You're father is here. LUKE SKYWALKER TO THE FRONT DESK PLEASE."
Oh that was hilarious. Second best part of my day.