My Thoughts on Exercise (vol.2)

EXERCISE IS DANGEROUS!!!!!!*





*Do not attempt to do chin-ups in a rusty old barn (okay, fine, a wooden gazebo at the library) because every one out of three times you will sustain a serious injury to the forehead by a poorly-driven nail. It hurts very much when a nail punctures you in the forehead(not that I would know...I'm only guessing here-- just trying to help my loyal readers). The effect that a tetanus stick, such as a nail, has on one's forehead is indeed not a pleasant one. The forehead swells to three times its normal size and turns into a bloody and green oozy mass and eventually bruises and is a lovely purple color, but unfortunately for people who like the color purple: skin is not meant to be purple and the effect is rather grotesque.