SO THERE

Did you ever notice how some people are so full of themselves that they have to make fun of you and your verbal inconsistencies (ooh... big word) just to make them feel better about themselves? Well, I notice that. Yep. So what if I can't think of what century we're living in and I say "We're living in the...um...2000's now, so get with it." Well...that's what you would have said in the 90's. So there. So I don't have a way with spoken words, but I can write, dammit (insert another "so there")!
So what if I'm not a walking calculator as my mother is prone to saying. Do you really have to test my abilities by asking me questions over the phone when I can't even see the freaking book? Do you? Then what happens? The question-asking person looks like a genius and I look like an idiot. I must point out that if I had the book in front of me I would blow said genius clear out of the water. So there.