My inability to be evil

Some people are just born with that talent to be an evil genius. I, unfortunately, am not of those people. I can't be evil. I try, but I think evil geniusness is something that you just have to be. It's like a family trait or something.
I love playing jokes on people, but I usually have to rely on others to provide the ideas. I am not an evil creator. Once I have executed the joke I usually ruin it by laughing. I cannot lie. I am not evil. This pains me.
What's really bad is that when I try to be evil, a CERTAIN PERSON thinks it's cute. Evil people are not cute. They are evil. Beautiful, maybe, but never cute.