Friday, September 23, 2005

lol

Do you ever have those moments when something strikes you as totally hilarious and you cannot stop laughing about it? You try to tell someone what you are laughing about and they just look at you like you've totally lost your mind? It's so funny and you're the only one who gets it. It's often embarassing becuase you're just standing there laughing and you can't stop!
I had a few of those moments last night at work. When I was on break I was playing with the little word magnets on the fridge and using up all my creative energy to write interesting sentences. I saw one that I wrote last week and I could not stop laughing. Mary walked back to the lounge to tell me something and she found me sitting on the floor in front of the refrigerator giggling uncontrollaby.
"Do you see your hand? It is full of fire!" she read aloud. "I don't get it," she said. Well, I just thought that was the funniest thing ever.
I was still laughing when I went back to work and everyone looked at me like a had a screw loose, so I told them what I wrote. They didn't think it was funny, either. Now that I think about it, it's really not that funny, but at the time I couldn't get over the hilarity of my creativity. There aren't very many good words and it took me a long time to think of something funny. I thought I was absolutely brilliant. I wrote another one that I can't remember something about an ear...

I had another moment of uncontrollable laughter when I made the closing announcement. I extremely dislike making announcements over the intercom. I always forget to breathe and by the time I get to the final selections part I'm practically wheezing.
Anyway, I picked up the phone and pushed the buttons and then Linda looked at me, so I was forced to hang up and try to gain my composure. After I was okay I picked up the phone and began,"Attention please..." Then Linda put a paper over her head so that she would not be able to look at me and of course that just made me laugh and then Josh walked by me really slowly, looking at me the whole time, silently daring me not to laugh. I made the announcement, but no one could understand me, I'm sure. Mark always used to do that, too. Usually he'd sneak up behind me and say something or just stand there over my shoulder and I would totally lose it. I don't know why I always feel so goofy when I make the announcements. Perhaps it's because I know everyone is listening.

JD Fortune is the new lead singer for INXS, by the way. Why did that not surprise me? Mig totally should have won. I am now boycotting all things INXS.

16 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow.All this stuff happens when I'm not around.And you call me a dork because I think Beavers and ducks is funny.Do you think INXS is fixed? Great Blog.

Always Faithful!
Thomas

September 23, 2005 10:44 AM  
Blogger Striped Tree said...

Fixed? Hell, no. I just think that the INXS dudes are not so very smart for not picking Mig.
By the way, beavers and ducks is not that funny.

September 23, 2005 12:29 PM  
Blogger Striped Tree said...

P.S.
And you are a dork.

September 23, 2005 12:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Beavers and ducks is to funny.And your a dork too.

Always Faithful!
Thomas

September 23, 2005 12:57 PM  
Blogger Striped Tree said...

I'm not a dork. You are the dork.

September 23, 2005 4:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am not.you are.

Always Faithful !
Thomas

September 23, 2005 5:30 PM  
Blogger Striped Tree said...

No. You are.

I can do this for days, you know. Don't forget that I have little sisters.

September 23, 2005 5:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

BRING IT OOOOOON!!!!!

Always Faithful !
Thomas

NO YOU ARE!!!!

September 23, 2005 7:44 PM  
Blogger Striped Tree said...

Okay, I am tiring of this. You are a dork. Infinity. So there.

September 24, 2005 8:46 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

NO ! your a dork infinity plus infinity. I WIN!!!

Always Faithful!
Thomas

September 24, 2005 9:12 AM  
Blogger Striped Tree said...

Uh, hello! You can't add infinity to infinity. That is totally against the rules. I win!

September 24, 2005 9:39 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I never heard that before.So I win.

Always Faithful!
Thomas

September 24, 2005 11:56 AM  
Blogger Striped Tree said...

It's in The Official Book of Having the Last Word. I know these things because I work at a library. It is the answer place, you know.
I say that you are a dork infinity and beyond. Nothing can beat that. So there.

Can we please stop now? This is really getting annoying. You're lucky I'm bored and I'm wasting my time to play this silly game with you.

September 24, 2005 12:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Okay.You win I lose.I bow before your greatness.I'm not worthy Queen Michelle.

Always Faithful !
Thomas

September 24, 2005 12:59 PM  
Blogger Striped Tree said...

Finally! Thank you!

September 24, 2005 1:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It took me a while,but it's true.

Your welcome.

Always Faithful!
Thomas

September 24, 2005 1:17 PM  

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